A few weeks ago I had the misfortune of my tampon springing a leak overnight. I didn’t realize it until the next morning, when we were woken up by Alyssa and Ryan bounding into our bedroom and climbing up into our bed, where they then proceeded to clamber and roll over both of us. When we threw back the covers and were about to get out of bed, Alyssa saw the stain from the leaked tampon and remarked, “Mommy! You pooped in bed!”
I swear, Dan just about died laughing. 
And then yesterday, my twelve year old brother was in the process of taking the sheets and blanket off of Alyssa’s bed. He had slept overnight, and wet the bed, hence why he was taking the sheets and blanket off to wash. Alyssa asked me what he was doing. I told her, “Your uncle [my brother’s name] wet the bed, so he is taking the sheets to wash”. She ran in the bedroom after him, scolding him with, “[my brother’s name], bad girl! You peeped in Lissy’s bed. Bad girl!”
And yes, that was peep. My daughter peeps and poops in the toilet.
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My name is Jenn, and I'm 27 years old. I'm happily married to my best friend and soulmate, Daniel. Together we have a six year old daughter named 
Name: Alyssa
Name: Ryan
