My name is Jenn, and I'm 26 years old and married to a wonderful man named Daniel. Together we have a five year old daughter named 
Name: Alyssa
Name: Ryan
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Error: The Folder [/home/mamahood/public_html/wp-content/plugins/headlines] is not writeable.My mother is a jerk
Posted on July 12, 2010 at 1:40pm
Last week my mother promised she would take Ryan for a sleepover on Friday night. Well, Friday morning, afternoon and evening came and went, and she never called, emailed, or texted, and she didn't return the two messages I left on her machine. Fortunately, Ryan forgot all about the sleepover, ...Comments (0) »
Error: The Folder [/home/mamahood/public_html/wp-content/plugins/headlines] is not writeable.Sucky grandma.
Posted on July 10, 2010 at 1:29pm
Ryan was supposed to go to my mother's house for a sleepover last night. My mother promised him last weekend, when she was here getting Alyssa for what would turn into a four night sleepover. Well, Friday came and went, and my mother never came for Ryan, never called, ...Error: The Folder [/home/mamahood/public_html/wp-content/plugins/headlines] is not writeable.Oh no they DIDN’T.
Posted on June 14, 2010 at 12:50pm
Last night was Alyssa's and Ryan's first night at VBS. Since Dan took me over to his brothers' house for a surprise birthday party, my mom babysat, so she was waiting outside with the kids for the VBS bus. It came, at first went past them, but once she and ...Error: The Folder [/home/mamahood/public_html/wp-content/plugins/headlines] is not writeable.To the death
Posted on May 28, 2010 at 3:05pm
I really hate this age of childhood -- the 3-6 age range. Sure, it's a fun age, but not so fun when the kids are squabbling and fighting over things just because they can. Seriously, there are days when Alyssa and Ryan will argue over what color plate to use ...Comments Off
Error: The Folder [/home/mamahood/public_html/wp-content/plugins/headlines] is not writeable.My patience is wearing very, very thin
Posted on May 1, 2010 at 11:53pm
Is it the age? The time of year? Something in the water? Just my shitty luck? I don't know what it is, but it's got to go, because I'm ready to tear my hair out several times a day, and I don't like feeling this way. Argh. In a nutshell, ...Error: The Folder [/home/mamahood/public_html/wp-content/plugins/headlines] is not writeable.Seriously? They might as well start selling live-in bubbles
Posted on March 23, 2010 at 11:18pm
So I've been seeing commercials and promos for the LYSOL No-Touch Hand Soap System. My first reaction: you have got to be fucking kidding. Seriously. Why are we so damn germ-obsessed? What the hell has our panties in such a wad that we have to go all nazi-ish with being ...Error: The Folder [/home/mamahood/public_html/wp-content/plugins/headlines] is not writeable.I hate cheap candy.
Posted on March 22, 2010 at 8:20pm
Cheap, no-name candy grosses me out, because it IS gross. It's not the lack of a name brand on it, it's the fact that it tastes like shit. You wouldn't put that kind of crap in wedding favors, so why would you give any less consideration to little kids? I ...Error: The Folder [/home/mamahood/public_html/wp-content/plugins/headlines] is not writeable.Get out of my stuff
Posted on March 20, 2010 at 10:41pm
You know what's frustrating? Your kids thinking that your stuff is also their stuff. I don't know what your school of thought is, but around here, you don't just help yourself to my things. Ryan isn't too bad about this, though he has been known to polish off obscene amounts ...Error: The Folder [/home/mamahood/public_html/wp-content/plugins/headlines] is not writeable.Not on my kid.
Posted on March 10, 2010 at 12:24pm
Who the hell is designing kids' clothing these days? I just came across a blog entry where a mother was rightfully horrified at the sight of a nine or ten year old girl wearing a thong (I am also horrified at the mother who blogged about it, because she included ...Error: The Folder [/home/mamahood/public_html/wp-content/plugins/headlines] is not writeable.Miss Flouncy Pants
Posted on February 16, 2010 at 12:35pm
I think the worst thing about having a girl is dealing with all of the drama that ensues. From the time Alyssa was born she was giving what my mother appropriately deemed "hard ass looks", and now that she's five years old the dramatic flouncing now accompanies those looks. She ...Comments Off
